As my brother would so elequently put it, "Look at the terd cutter on that chick".I'm standing at my sink this afternoon doing dishes. I turned on the TV and saw that they are showing the US Open. Ana Ivanovic is playing some other girl, but I can't take my eyes off this Serbian hottie.
As many of you know, I've been trying hard to get a new job. I think I've found it. I'm going to apply to be Ana Ivanovic's husband. I swore I'd never get married again, but I live on the edge, kids. I'm willing to make the supreme sacrifice for a hot, rich, probably non-English speaking girl that's half my age.
I'll let you all know how it turns out. In the meantime, I need to go back to being a HUGE tennis fan.
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