Tuesday, December 18, 2007

lord of the pants

I just read that Michael Flatley (Riverdance) got $11 million from some false sex assault case. Apparently, some chick said he raped her in Vegas a few years back. The judge saw otherwise and ruled in favor of Flatley's countersuit....saying the sex was "consensual".

Uh...Here's a news flash -Dude, you're GAY! You dance with your shirt off in tight leather pants - not in a cool "what if Elvis took his shirt off?" way, but in a fluttery "Liberace with abs" kind of way. I don't care that you've had a baby and might have been married at some point. Hell, Michael Jackson got married and I'd bet my mortgage he'd rather have a 10-year old boy share his bed at the Neverland Ranch than a supermodel. Save the consensual sex for us heterosexuals, you douche bag.

Enjoy your 11 mil.....amazing.

(Sorry about that - hope your kids weren't reading this)

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